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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2enclosuresfull.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.wape.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>Big Ape Morning Mess Cranky Calls</title><link>http://feeds.wape.com/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls</link><description>Listen to, download or podcast all of your favorite Big Ape Morning Mess Cranky Calls on-demand right here! </description><language>en-ca</language><lastBuildDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:23:07 -0400</lastBuildDate><copyright>WAPE-FM</copyright><itunes:author>WAPE-FM</itunes:author><itunes:category text="ENTERTAINMENT" /><itunes:image href="http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/video/img/8ff365d6f9fc00a9d86905a80c8bc16b1ae00948.jpg" /><itunes:keywords>95.1, WAPE, mark, kaye, anna, cranky, calls, prank, joke, silly, funny</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:new-feed-url>http://feeds.wape.com/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls</itunes:new-feed-url><docs>http://www.streamtheworld.com</docs><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.wape.com/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls" /><feedburner:info uri="bigapemorningmesscrankycalls" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><media:copyright>WAPE-FM</media:copyright><media:thumbnail url="http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/video/img/8ff365d6f9fc00a9d86905a80c8bc16b1ae00948.jpg" /><media:keywords>95.1, WAPE, mark, kaye, anna, cranky, calls, prank, joke, silly, funny</media:keywords><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">ENTERTAINMENT</media:category><itunes:subtitle>Listen to, download or podcast all of your favorite Big Ape Morning Mess Cranky Calls on-demand right here!</itunes:subtitle><item><title>It's Just Business!</title><description>Bree works at a bar that her husband absolutely HATES because of the tight clothes she has to wear. Mark called her husband today to pretend he was a guy she had drunkenly given her phone number to at work and she claimed it was just "Business." Listen to hear how he reacts!</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">101050511</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 10:28:37 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:02:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/xj46c-3y2uQ/it_s_just_business_101228371.mp3" fileSize="5656140" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Bree works at a bar that her husband absolutely HATES because of the tight clothes she has to wear. Mark called her husband today to pretend he was a guy she had drunkenly given her phone number to at work and she claimed it was just "Business." Listen to</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Bree works at a bar that her husband absolutely HATES because of the tight clothes she has to wear. Mark called her husband today to pretend he was a guy she had drunkenly given her phone number to at work and she claimed it was just "Business." Listen to hear how he reacts!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/xj46c-3y2uQ/it_s_just_business_101228371.mp3" length="5656140" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/it_s_just_business_101228371.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Your Daughter is Not Smart Enough</title><description>Mark calls a woman today to tell her that her daughter's is actually  not qualified for the school she has already signed up and paid for! Listen to her reaction here!</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">101036351</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 12:09:16 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:03:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/8lM8QjcCa9Q/your_daughter_is_101210821.mp3" fileSize="6475340" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Mark calls a woman today to tell her that her daughter's is actually not qualified for the school she has already signed up and paid for! Listen to her reaction here!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Mark calls a woman today to tell her that her daughter's is actually not qualified for the school she has already signed up and paid for! Listen to her reaction here!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/8lM8QjcCa9Q/your_daughter_is_101210821.mp3" length="6475340" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/your_daughter_is_101210821.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Bad Temper</title><description>Katiana's claims that her husband says she has a really bad temper. She doesn't think her temper is that bad so she asks Mark Kaye tp perform a Cranky Call on him. Listen here to see what happens!</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">101028101</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 11:45:25 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:03:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/vKrZTO66YBI/bad_temper_101200501.mp3" fileSize="6969368" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Katiana's claims that her husband says she has a really bad temper. She doesn't think her temper is that bad so she asks Mark Kaye tp perform a Cranky Call on him. Listen here to see what happens!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Katiana's claims that her husband says she has a really bad temper. She doesn't think her temper is that bad so she asks Mark Kaye tp perform a Cranky Call on him. Listen here to see what happens!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/vKrZTO66YBI/bad_temper_101200501.mp3" length="6969368" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/bad_temper_101200501.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>You Removed Trees Without Authorization</title><description>Melissa called us today to crank call her husband Nathan who has been having a lot of issues with his Home owner's association. He pretends to be working with his HOA saying there was unauthorized tree removal! 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Listen to his reaction here!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/vehIaxKTu2U/you_moved_trees_101191831.mp3" length="5845057" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/you_moved_trees_101191831.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Your Sweater is Not Flattering.</title><description>Mark called Tanya today and gave her a hard time about her Match.com profile, and said she should have wore something a little more revealing in her profile picture. 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it!</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100975731</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 10:07:31 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:03:19</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/CcRzwWxDusU/do_not_take_101130921.mp3" fileSize="1593368" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Paige wanted Mark to prank call her boyfriend who she says has the most embarrassing truck ever and say she sold it!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Paige wanted Mark to prank call her boyfriend who she says has the most embarrassing truck ever and say she sold it!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/CcRzwWxDusU/do_not_take_101130921.mp3" length="1593368" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/do_not_take_101130921.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Creepy Guy at Starbucks</title><description>Melissa wants to prank call her friend Shannon about a creepy guy they always see at their Starbucks, and says she thinks they should go on a date!</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100962171</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 09:58:00 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:03:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/NsbEo6Pgvdg/i_found_guy_101113341.mp3" fileSize="1905583" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Melissa wants to prank call her friend Shannon about a creepy guy they always see at their Starbucks, and says she thinks they should go on a date!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Melissa wants to prank call her friend Shannon about a creepy guy they always see at their Starbucks, and says she thinks they should go on a date!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/NsbEo6Pgvdg/i_found_guy_101113341.mp3" length="1905583" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/i_found_guy_101113341.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>You Have To Change Your Sons Name!</title><description>Mark prank calls a mother and tells her there is a cease and desist issued on her son's name because she named him Enrique Iglesias.</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100955621</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 10:52:04 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:03:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/FWcCAOGWS-A/you_have_to_101104891.mp3" fileSize="1855637" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Mark prank calls a mother and tells her there is a cease and desist issued on her son's name because she named him Enrique 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url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/sT2tkVmBlSM/hot_mom_prank_101083751.mp3" fileSize="1971203" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Mark called April, whose boyfriend said she was hot but not a mom and thinks maybe if offered enough money, she would say she really was a mom!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Mark called April, whose boyfriend said she was hot but not a mom and thinks maybe if offered enough money, she would say she really was a mom!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/sT2tkVmBlSM/hot_mom_prank_101083751.mp3" length="1971203" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/hot_mom_prank_101083751.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>She Has a Bad Temper!</title><description>A woman called and wanted Mark to prank call her husband because he always thinks she has a bad temper! Mark pretends he's a police officer as the husband tries to defend his wife!</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100933171</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 10:59:13 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:04:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/8bSRx0G23_g/she_has_bad_101075011.mp3" fileSize="5816009" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>A woman called and wanted Mark to prank call her husband because he always thinks she has a bad temper! Mark pretends he's a police officer as the husband tries to defend his wife!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>A woman called and wanted Mark to prank call her husband because he always thinks she has a bad temper! Mark pretends he's a police officer as the husband tries to defend his wife!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/8bSRx0G23_g/she_has_bad_101075011.mp3" length="5816009" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/she_has_bad_101075011.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>I'm A Mall Cop Ma'am!</title><description>Mark pranked called a woman and said he was a mall cop and she is in trouble for arguing with a worker at the food court.</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100926621</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:13:44 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:03:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/zpvxjSQS4-Q/i_m_mall_cop_101066691.mp3" fileSize="1573700" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Mark pranked called a woman and said he was a mall cop and she is in trouble for arguing with a worker at the food court.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Mark pranked called a woman and said he was a mall cop and she is in trouble for arguing with a worker at the food court.</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/zpvxjSQS4-Q/i_m_mall_cop_101066691.mp3" length="1573700" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/i_m_mall_cop_101066691.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>First Timer To The Massage Therapist</title><description>Mark called a massage therapy office pretending that he needed a happy ending, acting as if he doesn't know what that is!</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100918591</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 11:16:53 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:03:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/nJUYg51TfTQ/first_timer_to_101056451.mp3" fileSize="4734540" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Mark called a massage therapy office pretending that he needed a happy ending, acting as if he doesn't know what that is!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Mark called a massage therapy office pretending that he needed a happy ending, acting as if he doesn't know what that is!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/nJUYg51TfTQ/first_timer_to_101056451.mp3" length="4734540" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/first_timer_to_101056451.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Huge Justin Bieber Fan Gets Pranked!</title><description>Samantha wanted to call her friend Beth who is obsessed with Justin Bieber and tell her she won backstage passes, so Mark did just that. Listen to how it went down!&#xD;
</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100911131</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 10:07:37 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:04:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/JoaWOx58T6Y/huge_justin_bieber_101047321.mp3" fileSize="5800963" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Samantha wanted to call her friend Beth who is obsessed with Justin Bieber and tell her she won backstage passes, so Mark did just that. Listen to how it went down! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Samantha wanted to call her friend Beth who is obsessed with Justin Bieber and tell her she won backstage passes, so Mark did just that. 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The clothes happen to belong to a woman because there were bras and a dress in there, and he wants them to give him her number.</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100748471</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 05:36:54 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:02:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/LyP67NfZGLs/not_my_dry_100849461.mp3" fileSize="1255529" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Mark calls a dry cleaner saying he received someone else's clothes with his pick-up. The clothes happen to belong to a woman because there were bras and a dress in there, and he wants them to give him her number.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Mark calls a dry cleaner saying he received someone else's clothes with his pick-up. The clothes happen to belong to a woman because there were bras and a dress in there, and he wants them to give him her number.</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/LyP67NfZGLs/not_my_dry_100849461.mp3" length="1255529" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/not_my_dry_100849461.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Stuck In My Bed!</title><description>Mark calls a mattress company to tell them he is stuck in his adjustable-mechanical bed!</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100725051</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 11:21:19 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:02:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/m_Ree9F1NvI/stuck_in_my_100821001.mp3" fileSize="2835333" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Mark calls a mattress company to tell them he is stuck in his adjustable-mechanical bed!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Mark calls a mattress company to tell them he is stuck in his adjustable-mechanical bed!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/m_Ree9F1NvI/stuck_in_my_100821001.mp3" length="2835333" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/stuck_in_my_100821001.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Something Buzzing at the Neighbor's</title><description>Mark calls a woman acting as the police to say her neighbor's called 911 because they thought there was a bomb in her house - they heard a lot of buzzing and it was extremely loud. 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Mark calls Alexandra pretending to be a lawyer representing Liz because she's suing Alexandra for what she's done! </itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/w4Q7B36PkBw/suing_for_emotional_100773251.mp3" length="3913769" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/suing_for_emotional_100773251.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Maid Theft</title><description>Mark calls a maid service and says that the maid's stole money, Viagra, and batteries from his house.</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100673981</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:53:41 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:03:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/82KKtMR9jlg/maid_theft_100760231.mp3" fileSize="3727360" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Mark calls a maid service and says that the maid's stole money, Viagra, and batteries from his house.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Mark calls a maid service and says that the maid's stole money, Viagra, and batteries from his house.</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/82KKtMR9jlg/maid_theft_100760231.mp3" length="3727360" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/maid_theft_100760231.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Dirty Flower Greeting</title><description>Mark's punks a florist after he has her write a sexy note a greeting card for a bouqet of flowers.</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100628921</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 12:16:31 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:03:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/Q1NqdagntKA/dirty_flower_greeting_100705861.mp3" fileSize="1627222" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Mark's punks a florist after he has her write a sexy note a greeting card for a bouqet of flowers.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Mark's punks a florist after he has her write a sexy note a greeting card for a bouqet of flowers.</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/Q1NqdagntKA/dirty_flower_greeting_100705861.mp3" length="1627222" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/dirty_flower_greeting_100705861.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Toddler Trigonometry</title><description>Mark calls a mom to tell her about her 5-year-old son Timothy's math deficiencies. 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Mark called her mom to tell her Mia used the credit card to buy a pair of shoes, and that she's about to get locked up. Mia's mom flips!</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100603851</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 07:41:02 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:04:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/9yt8rH3oKAA/mia_s_shoe_purchase_100676551.mp3" fileSize="2113309" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>Mia's mom gave her a credit to use but ONLY in the event of an emergency. Mark called her mom to tell her Mia used the credit card to buy a pair of shoes, and that she's about to get locked up. Mia's mom flips!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Mia's mom gave her a credit to use but ONLY in the event of an emergency. Mark called her mom to tell her Mia used the credit card to buy a pair of shoes, and that she's about to get locked up. Mia's mom flips!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/9yt8rH3oKAA/mia_s_shoe_purchase_100676551.mp3" length="2113309" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/mia_s_shoe_purchase_100676551.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Paying the carpet bill</title><description>Ronnie's wife spilled her drink on the carpet of a Southside home for sale, and she's pretty nervous. Mark called Roslyn and tried to foot her a bill. 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Roslyn refused to pay the bill.</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/_vN-3fn8_Lc/paying_the_carpet_100669791.mp3" length="2243921" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/paying_the_carpet_100669791.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Mark Kaye makes another Bust</title><description>A Jacksonville mom wanted us to find out if her daughter was sexually active. That's when Mark posed as a phone-sex company representative and called up this poor girl and offered her a "position" with mom listening in.</description><itunes:author /><guid isPermaLink="false">100592891</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:23:00 -0400</pubDate><itunes:duration>00:05:55</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><media:content url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/jD6Pb1Y8Tf4/mark_kaye_makes_100663681.mp3" fileSize="2841603" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:subtitle>A Jacksonville mom wanted us to find out if her daughter was sexually active. That's when Mark posed as a phone-sex company representative and called up this poor girl and offered her a "position" with mom listening in.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>A Jacksonville mom wanted us to find out if her daughter was sexually active. That's when Mark posed as a phone-sex company representative and called up this poor girl and offered her a "position" with mom listening in.</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/jD6Pb1Y8Tf4/mark_kaye_makes_100663681.mp3" length="2841603" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/mark_kaye_makes_100663681.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Spring Break Bust: The Drunk Tank</title><description>Mark catches Chris partying too hard while he's on spring break. 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Here's the kicker - Chris's mom Hillary is listening and Chris is in Jail!</itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/YkI7A0hEtKk/spring_break_bust_100655991.mp3" length="3704061" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/spring_break_bust_100655991.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Spring Break Bust - Naked in Bed with my Boyfriend Pt. 1</title><description>Betty had Mark call up her daughter Molly. Molly, a high-school honor student, is on spring break. 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Not only did Mark catch her in bed with her boyfriend with her mom listening, Molly was naked. </itunes:summary><enclosure url="http://feeds.wape.com/~r/BigApeMorningMessCrankyCalls/~5/OoW-_AOBq68/spring_break_bust_100648211.mp3" length="1855010" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://wapefm.media.streamtheworld.com/audio/spring_break_bust_100648211.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Spring Break Bust - The Turtle Bong</title><description>Mary from Mandarin called us this morning with an interesting proposition. She wanted us to call her son, Casey, and check up on him. He's partying his butt off for Spring Break. What Casey doesn't know is that his mom is listening to the conversation. 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